Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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