between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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