I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Vodka?
Forever.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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