They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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