I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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