next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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