based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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