so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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