So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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