worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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