I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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