Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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