so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm like, not good at living.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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