I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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