Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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