I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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