I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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