That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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