Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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