I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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