as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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