I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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