real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I understand Curling. That high.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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