She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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