Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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