I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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