No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
he fucked my hip out of place.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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