scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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