i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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