why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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