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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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