Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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