Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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