everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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