he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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