I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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