I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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