well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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