im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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