the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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