its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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