real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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