No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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