i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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