Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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