i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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