Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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