Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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