yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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