i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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